Hellooooo ladies and gents! Robert from moolta checking in again to show you some other crazy things I ran into on my trip. While this one won’t be a story like the “Amster-dam good dares” post, I promise you it’s just as crazy. Today my friends, you will get the inside scoop on the Prague Sex Machine Museum… prepare yourself.
I only had a few hours to kill in Prague before my flight home so I walked over to a Starbucks to get some free wifi and I ran into this little gem of a museum. I pretty much had to dare myself to go in. Not going to lie, the only thing creepier than all of the sex toys were the people inside (I hope people didn’t see me the same way).
I will now take you through a brief, visual history of sex machines. I dare you to make it all the way through without laughing.
Here we have one of the first ever sex toys… looks like a broom on a box to me (people back then had great imaginations)
As technology improved throughout the years, toys seemingly got better. (By the way, each of the toys below was available for purchase, however, they only sold secondhand toys)
These next ones actually made me crack up. Turns out guys got jealous of all the female toys years later…
And finally, people ran out of ideas… Today there’s some crazy shit. I dare any of you to get strapped in…
If you made it this far you’re a real trooper… I salute you and the fact that you completed the dare. You came in so innocent and naive and now you leave changed, scarred for life. Sorry I’m not sorry. Until next time, Moolta Men and Women alike, be daring, be crazy.